Decoding the Tesla Puzzle: Unveiling the Financial Landscape and Potential Strategies

To many, including Elon Musk, at times Tesla seemed doomed for bankruptcy. But this author sees things differently. Read on to see how Tesla can prosper!

By Brenden James Martel (@lwiclassic on Twitter)

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Tesla was almost bankrupt once or twice, but never has to be again!
  1. Introduction
  2. Tesla Uses a Lot More Fossil Fuels than they Claim
  3. Electricity is a Fossil Fuel Byproduct, Usually
  4. Tesla the Company
  5. Tesla Will be Fine Financially
  6. Conclusion

Introduction

To cut to the chase, Tesla isn’t near bankruptcy financially, as Elon Musk and others say and even if it is, it’ll probably be deemed to big to fail and would be bailed out. However, that just doesn’t seem possible to me, as Tesla is doing some innovative things, two in particular, that makes sure they won’t be cash hungry for some time, eventually.

Tesla Uses a Lot More Fossil Fuels than they Claim

Before I look at Tesla the company, though, I’d like to look at Tesla the products. It is a mythical company there and it has always amused me in the same way the environmental movement does in general. It takes a lot of fossil fuels to dig for the mined materials, just for the batteries alone and they are depleting the Earth of those natural resources needed to make their batteries function, quickly. Then add in transportation from around the world to their factory in California and you can see very quickly the flaw there. They don’t save on fossil fuels, they use abundantly more and take away other vital resources in doing so.

Electricity is a Fossil Fuel Byproduct, Usually

Also, there is the issue of electricity powering them. Where do Tesla employees and drivers believe that electricity comes from?! Generally, it comes from the burning of coal, which produces coal ash, which leads to toxic environments, everywhere that they dump it! Think before you buy into billionaire “activist’s” ploys to get you to buy their goods and services. Oh yeah, electricity, also commonly comes from nuclear power, too. And, that surely doesn’t lead to cancer and toxic dumpings, too!

Tesla the Company

Now, the meat and potatoes of this dish, Tesla the company! For much of Tesla’s existence it has been a failure to perform. It doesn’t do very well on the road either. They miss release deadlines like it is nothing, their cars spontaneously burst into flames and can take firefighters up to 8-11 hours to extinguish them, fully, and they sometimes stop in the middle of usage on the road. Wow, technology surely will save us, Mr. Musk. Add on to the fact that they just don’t sell well, usually, and you’ll see that Tesla has little chance of ever being successful for selling their vehicles. Add that they work better depending on the temperature and climate, too, it seems and you’ve got a “messy” product, there.

So, Tesla financially struggles, to the point that Elon Musk has gone on record saying it is on the verge of bankruptcy. However, there are two areas that Tesla could dominate and save the car division of Tesla, the same way that AWS has saved Amazon.Com, another popular charity stock before that happened. Amazon has even added a financing sector and credit cards (financial services), to beef up its numbers, so it’ll be fine. But will Tesla be fine?

Tesla Will be Fine Financially

I’m going on the record of saying, yes, if they execute the carbon credit selling and insurance sectors properly. It’ll take some time, but it’ll happen! Insurance is what makes conglomerates conglomerates, especially, holding companies. It gives them float (the ability to use a large portion of money that is paid into the insurance company as investment money). It’s how the top holding companies have become so big.

There is no miracle to Warren Buffett’s success, really. Most of his trades were of little consequence. The biggest were Coca-Cola and Geico and Geico is the biggest. It gave them float. This is not to diminish Buffett’s investment accomplishments, but it is saying investing is a whole lot easier when you start with a whole lot of other people’s money and get more of it continuously.

So, if Tesla insurance is successful, I predict Musk could hire a Buffett-like investment team, make Tesla a holding company, if it isn’t’ structured that way, already, and then invest through the float. With the carbon credit selling, it is basically free money, as global warming is an elite hoax (look into the governments’/militaries’ HAARP program, if you don’t believe me, and chemtrails, more directly). Anyway, “conspiracy theories” aside, as long as the credits are available, it is basically free money that’s government subsidized, technically. So, they have another thing that makes companies big, successful and everlasting…that is, you generally have to have some aspect of you that is subsidized/paid for by law enforcement/government/militaries to survive a long time and to be prosperous.

Conclusion

So, those are the two reasons that this corporate sleuth believes that Tesla isn’t doomed financially, despite a lack luster management and product lines. They have done two things right, so far and those are the two things that matter. They should almost be all that matters to the executives and the board of directors, for the foreseeable future, actually. If I was running Tesla, at least, that’s how I’d do it. I would almost say that they’d be the loss leader product for the insurance, lol!

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